Strike a Pose

I'll ask you to do something that I'll never EVER ask you to do again...try to actually insert the Thomas theme music into your head for thirty seconds. Whatever you hear in your head the rest of the day is not my responsilibility.

They're two they're four they're six they're eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too.
Bette Davis, we love you!

All with different roles to play
I know a place to get away
It is called the dancing floor
This...is... what... it's...for

THOMAS! He's the cheeky one
GRETA! She's the Garbo one
DIETRICH! Surely did something chic
DIMAGGIO! Had an epic streak
JIMMY! Cover of a magazine
JEAN! Picture of a beauty queen
Don't forget about FRED! Astaire...
GINGER ROGERS! - well, she danced on airrrrr...

They're two they're four they're six they're eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
Beauty is where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it

Makes no difference, black or white
Pumping music gives new life
Yes you know just what you are...
You're...a...sup-er-star

They're two they're four they're six they're eight
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Ladies with an attitude...
Fellas that were in the mood...
Thomas and his friends!