Kids Against Humanity

Take a little breather today and play fill-in-the-blanks with Kids Against Humanity, the less raunchy, less offensive, younger sibling of Cards Against Humanity. Following are four sentences with some blanks. The Word List is found below. Use your experiences with children -- yours or someone else's -- to fill in the blanks with the best answers, then share them in the comments. Best answer wins...nothing, except our adulation. Then come up with some better questions and answers and we'll laugh together all the way to Poughkeespie.

1. Fine, go ahead and _________. But don't come crying to me when you ___________.

2. I can't believe you waited until ___________ to decide you were going to ____________ .

3. Who said it was ok to _____________ in the _______________?

you were naked	after supper	puke your brains out in the back seat
play Ninja turtles	eat only ketchup	underpants
try to burp the alphabet	put your toys away	fall down the stairs
church	laundry hamper	the fish tank
Bar Mitzvah	high school graduation	the back corner of the garage
cry all night	put your clothes away	suddenly lose your shit
3:15 AM	the bathtub	Prom Night
wake up your brother by banging pans together	belly button	fall asleep in the tanning booth
chase your sister with a fork	have a blowout	drink a half gallon of chocolate milk
your 16th birthday	wear your Tim Tebow jersey	swimming pool
the toilet	wear deodorant	the diaper genie
the baby's diaper	expensive vase	go swimming right after eating
pee	parents	get drunk on Zima
middle of November	bedtime	never eat again
sleep in your parents' bed	have an epic meltdown	poop your pants
shower	get arrested	leave the front door wide open
the end of 'Frozen'	break curfew	cheat at Candy Land
go to every bathroom in North America	get beat up	wear sunscreen
starve to death	after dark	Grandma came over
trip me while I carry a cup of hot chocolate	dog	end up in the emergency room
eat popcorn	lose all your money	gigantic fire
couch cushions	McDonald's	throw your sister's doll babies in the fire
eat glue	the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl	pick your nose
pack-and-play	cat's butt	shove M&M's up your nose
adolescence	Yankee Candle store	text your mother

Once again, those questions are:

1. Fine, go ahead and _________. But don't come crying to me when you ___________.

2. I can't believe you waited until ___________ to decide you were going to ____________ .

3. Who said it was ok to _____________ in the _______________?